I gave up the garage door shtick. I try to stay a little more on topic, but will throw out the occasional smart arse barb once in a while.
There are three rules that I live by, never get less than 12 hours sleep, never gamble with a guy who has the same first name as a city and never get involved with a chick with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Stick to that and everything else is gravy!