You are correct, Snaggletooth.
Truth is, no one except Shocker fans want the Shox to get a protected seed and have a paved road to the Final Four again. Valley schools are happy playing the spoiler role and, in general, prefer to have other schools in the conference play the spoiler role as well. Shared mediocrity seems to be the preference, unless conference domination can be rotated in some communist fashion. How disgruntled would Valley schools be if WSU becomes Gonzaga and the Valley becomes the West Coast Conference? How much hatred would be generated if WSU basketball won 14 consecutive conference titles as WSU baseball did? It would be that x100 and I suppose I wouldn't blame you.