An accurate representation of the intelligence of soccer participants.
One of the many reasons Soccer sucks,
Soccer counts time up. Soccer games count the time that has elapsed, rather than the time remaining. This is stupid for a number of reasons. First, soccer games don't refer to time anyway, so why even keep it? Second, why the concern on the past? The score already reflects all important information of what has already happened in the game. In soccer, this is most likely irrelevant anyway, since the score is most likely 0-0, er, nil, nil. The focus should be on the result - which depends on the future. Thus, time should count down. Can you imagine NASA counting up (from, say, when JFK made his speech about landing on the moon in a decade)? How stupid would that be?
You Guys need to relax, you can be cured from any kind of attraction that you may have to this so called sport,
A Successful Case Study
Our suggestions have had a minimal effect to date, but that is due to the lack of subjects. we have cured 90% of subjects who have sought our advice on how to cure the soccer affliction. Here is an example of such a success:
BEFORE typical CU fan:
Subject suffers from poor mental and physical condition.
Subject has questionable sex.
Subject is an avid fan of soccer.
AFTER treatment:
Subject has re-emerged from treatment as a confident adult in perfect mental and physical condition.
Subject hates soccer.
You can be cured from any attraction to this stupid so called sport, but you have to admit that you have a problem first.
