I will start:
Illinois State: too young / too inexperienced / CUPCAKES!
Drake: see Illinois State above, minus the cupcakes!
Bradley: injuries or everyone (refs, pj star, Kyle Whelliston, Peoria County DA, etc) has it in for them
Indiana State: New System / Hard to replace the loss of Larry Bird (1979)
Wichita State: Time-keepers / refs or having to play a game at Evansville every year or playing down to the rest of the inferior MVC teams in general.
SIU: Bad Coach
Evansville: Conference too tough. Division I too tough?
Missouri State: Coach Barry Hinson / still getting used to new arena.
Creighton: Matt Perrault
UNI: Doug McDermott
Just for Fun. Please don't take seriously. Gotta learn to laugh at ourselves.